Who The Hell Is That Supposed To Be? Pt 3

It never end does it? Usually, it's just people over the age of fifteen who can't figure out what it is I've made, but recently it was an honest to goodness child who couldn't figure it out. So, who's up for another round of your favorite fake game show and mine:

Who the Hell is That Supposed to Be?

The rules are simple: I'll show you a picture of my latest creation, then I'll pretend I'm you and post your best guesses, at the end, after you have failed miserably to figure it our I will shove the answer down your throat, so let's begin!

 

First up, the doll:

 

 

Aa~nd now the guesses:

 

 

This one's easy! It's Sleeping Beauty!

Nope.

What do you mean "Nope"?

I mean no. It's not Sleeping Beauty.

But her dress is pink!

Lots of dresses are pink.

But!

No. Shut up. You're wrong. Next contestant!

 

It's Odette from The Swan Princess!

 



 Nope.

But she's blonde!

I'm sorry?

She's blonde! That means she's it!

Nope.

But!

Stop arguing with me I actually know the answer!

I will sue you.

For WHAT?

Lying.

If I give you a consolation prize for knowing the Swan Princess' name will you go away peacefully?

Sure. What is it?

I don't have security drag you out and ban you from this blog.

But!

Go. Now. NEXT!

 

You sly little geek, I know exactly who it is!

You do?

Duh! It's Princess Peach!

Wait. Really?

I got it right, didn't I?

Well...

So what's the prize?

There isn't one.

Why not?

Mostly because you're wrong.

Um, excuse me?

You're excused, please leave the imaginary platform and exit out the back.

But!

No. There are no buts. There is only an answer and Yours. Was. Wrong. Good day.

B-

I said good day! Are there any other contestants? There are? Do we have to see them today? Are you sure? Fine. NEXT!

 

Hi, my name is Tiffany McWrongalot and I just wanted to say how totally awesome it is-

Please just guess.

But I had a whole like, spiel and junk.

Don't care. Just guess.

But!

NEXT!

It's Princess Eilonwy!

Wait. Who?

You know, this girl:

Whoa. Is that the girl from the Black Cauldron?

Totes.

Excuse me?

Yes. It is.

Is that an ear piece?

A What?

You're cheating aren't you?

I don't-

I can see the headset.

But!

Ok. Enough. Game Over. It's Cinderella guys:

I hear grumbles about how totally unfair I am. I'll address those now. It's Cinderella in her mother's dress. See?



Now be gone. All of you. We're never playing this game again. Unless I say so.